What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
