Learning jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.