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I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why don't gay greek men in greece perform anilingus on each other? because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in greece
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
