Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
What is boring? Talking about boring things
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
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Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
why is ollie so boring he plays bord
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Hey gwen can we please chat I am really bored! love u! 😘😘😘😘😘
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
