I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Animal Abuse Roast
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This is a roast where the speaker is implying that the person they're talking to is so bad, they'd be considered an animal and hitting them would be animal abuse.
no one
HA
Dont steal jokes
Stolen off the internet
Anonymous
that one is so old just stop
Anonymous
1. Stolen. Incredibly stolen. 2. Humans are theoretically animals.
Your mom died (indian)
This is good, but I have advice for you.
Your mom died (indian)
Do this same joke, but instead, you say, "I'd hit you, but I wouldn't because I would be hitting a female dog." (It's better because it's original and a female dog's scientific name is BITCH)
Your mom died (indian)
Sorry that was a lame joke, just do what you do bro.
Roaster Boy
Cause you are the animal
Anonymous
I don't really get it, is he calling us furries?