Laundry jokes

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.

I ran out of bras, so I wore...

My grandma's underpants!

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Joke Tide.

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.