How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Joke Tide.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
