I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
