When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
