Laughter jokes
None of these jokes really took off.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"