Laughter jokes
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
You might think these jokes are plane.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"