Last will jokes

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"