Last Will Jokes

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state

Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night

because i an orphan

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder