How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I'll never forget my sister's last word. "Is it edible?"
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I will always remember my grandpa's last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
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I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's The Shovel For?"
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
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What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
