A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Landmine Jokes
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
