Prayer Mat jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are through the roof!

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?