Prayer Mat jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are through the roof!

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."