Lamentations jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Kms.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Community talk
Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware …
It is lamentable that mass agricultural development is speeded by fuller use of your marvellous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?