Lamentations jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Kms.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!