Kobe

Kobe Jokes

Shot

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Pilot

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

People

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

Forehead

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

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  • Button

    2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

    Covid

    Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

    Shot

    It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

    Death

    Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

    Me: Why? They don't land well together?

    Cigarette

    If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

    But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

    Crash

    What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

    Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

    Accident

    What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

    They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

    Death

    How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.