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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

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    • How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

    Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

    "My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

    I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

    Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

    Me: Love you too.

    *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

    I don't know if this is funny.

    Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

    I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

    How do you know when your wife is dead?

    The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

    You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

    You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

    The second one never lands as good as the first one.

    Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."