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Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Like if you know an orphan.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.