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Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.