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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.