Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
