Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don't cry in front of me or else I'll cry
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock Who is there Mother Mother who Fuck of bichon I'm your mother
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock Knock Who's There? Tank Tank who? You'er Welcome.
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
