What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
what kind of work from school can't orphans do? homework!
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells