Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.