Kids jokes
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.