Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Stefen Hawking walked in a bar.....
Just kidding.
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Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
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My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
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a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. **I AM SO SORRY**
teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
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In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
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