Kids jokes

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?

He was always tardy.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.