Kids jokes
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
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When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.