Kids jokes

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • The emo kid tried to high five the tree.

    But the tree left him hanging.

    What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

    "Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

    Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

    Answer: He was left hanging.