Kids jokes
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.