Ketchup jokes

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

Lettuce ketchup.

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?

Spread the love!

What did the squash say to the tomato?

Ketchup!

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?

You better ketchup!

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.