Karen

Karen jokes

Wife

  • I finally got my wife to shut up.

    Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!

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  • Light Bulb

  • How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

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  • Community talk

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  • Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

  • I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.

  • ★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

    ★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more