Karen jokes
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻