Karen jokes
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Really Karen?
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!