Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding that’s not funny my friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped of a kurb stone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.
what is the diffrence between a babie and a tramoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on one.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen. I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her! Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."
Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."
Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."
So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."
And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."
Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."
I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.
The kid that died is coped in half and you see the next trap it looks like a giant pit that upyo7 have to jump over and you clear it but you feel something on your back and you realize that there is a spike that comes you when yo7 jump over you see the other contestant jump over yiu try to warn them to not step over because the6 would get stabbed but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike the next optical is a wall the slams on a wall you wait until the wall close and you quickly run through the next person runs through and they get to live.
Sorry this is small this is also a part two
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
