Jump Jokes

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding that’s not funny my friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped of a kurb stone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!

The kid that died is coped in half and you see the next trap it looks like a giant pit that upyo7 have to jump over and you clear it but you feel something on your back and you realize that there is a spike that comes you when yo7 jump over you see the other contestant jump over yiu try to warn them to not step over because the6 would get stabbed but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike the next optical is a wall the slams on a wall you wait until the wall close and you quickly run through the next person runs through and they get to live.

Sorry this is small this is also a part two

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)

Who jumps the higher?

The emos, some of them are still in the air.

once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died

when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip

abraham linkin was a good man, he jumped out the windoe with his dick in his hand and walked up to a groop of lades and said im do my dute so why dont you give me some booty

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping! Because he was dead.

Three copycats on a boat 1 jumps off how many are left? 0 cause they’re copycats

In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again

So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls