Journey jokes
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
My life.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.