Joker jokes

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide