Joker jokes

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"