Joker

Joker Jokes

Sequel

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Enemy

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

Grenade

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Phone

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Cat

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Deck

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.