Joker jokes
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Wish jokers.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.