Joke

Joke Jokes

Wife

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Wife

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Twix

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Fight

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Height

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Titty

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Dwarf

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

Glory Hole

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Woman

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

People

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Crowbar

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.