What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.