Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
