Joke jokes
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.