Joke jokes
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.