Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
HEY GWEN uhhhhhhh fresfry told to tell u i like u jk I dont
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
HI everyone that is mean to freshfry,Addison banks, drew,watersharky,Gwen,and jk master fucking get off this site bully's I love everyone here except the bullies!
u wanna talk ALYA and jk master?
and hey ALYA and jk master how u guys doin? no one bieng ass to u guys today right if so ill beat them up :)
hey a woah man, and ALYA how r u guys? oh and hbu jk master? how is life rn is it hard? u wanna tal?
Fuck jk
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
