Jet jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.