Jet jokes

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Trump got a new jet.

He's probably already licked the windows.