Jet jokes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.