Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
