What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! đđđ
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they wonât do the same for him.
Despite Michael Jacksonâs legal problems while he was alive, McDonaldâs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyâre going to call it the McMichael! Itâs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
