How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson
hi i am michael jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
