I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
