Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!