Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.