What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
