it's jokes
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?