it's jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."