it's jokes
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!