it's jokes

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its pee is silent.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.