it's jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What time is it?
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.