it's jokes
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
So 666-3629, so get it?
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!