it's jokes

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."

The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"

My mom said, "I took your advice."

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

Why did the tomato blush?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.