it's jokes
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.