it's jokes
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.