it's jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.